Caption Time #119

1. Meagan

   21 June, 2006, 1:27 am

   Wow! I’m the first one to comment! Unfortunately, I can’t think of a caption.

2. Meagan

   21 June, 2006, 1:32 am

   I got one!

   “I taste like strawberries, molded plastic and car exhaust! Lick me, kids, lick me!”

   Dumb, I know. ❓

3. Tina Marie

   21 June, 2006, 1:34 am

   Strange Ice Cream statue: “Look at the hooters on her!”

   Chick with the huge hooters: “For some strange reason, I really, really want to lick something. But what?”

4. paul

   21 June, 2006, 2:47 am

   If I could only tavel back in time to yesterday’s Davevilla, then I could be a butt plug too! Praise the Lord!

   Oh and by the way, today’s video shouldn’t have been the UFC. It should have been UPW (ultimate pussy whipping)

5. Coleman

   21 June, 2006, 2:58 am

   For some reason i just cant help but wonder what would happen if i pressed his nose…

6. Lung the Younger

   21 June, 2006, 3:37 am

   Star Wars Episode VII – Jabba Comes Out.

7. Marcus

   21 June, 2006, 3:40 am

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   We have a winner. Oh, I couldn’t think of anything, but laughed when I saw this one. Jabba’s mom must be proud.

8. Mandy

   21 June, 2006, 6:39 am

   Eat me.

   (no, the blobby thing, not me.) 😀

9. Master Solace

   21 June, 2006, 7:16 am

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   You did just fine on that………you even had me at ‘lick me’….. 😛 😈

10. Master Solace

    21 June, 2006, 7:18 am

    And then I come to this………..
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    So sad that you weren’t talking about yourself there Mandy, I would’ve had no problem with following that order…….. 😈

11. Bob

    21 June, 2006, 7:22 am

    Gumby’s half wit brother Dumby, also known as the democrat mascot.

12. Francesca

    21 June, 2006, 7:29 am

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    Not to be confused with Gunter, Nazi mascot of the Republicans. 👿

13. Spud

    21 June, 2006, 7:45 am

    Sylvester the Splat shows up again.

14. bhamm

    21 June, 2006, 7:47 am

    – Tastee Man was injured in a head-on collision with Count Chocula today. Tastee was treated for a gash on his forhead, but the Count emerged unharmed. Frankenberry could not be reached for comment.

15. Bjorn Freeh

    21 June, 2006, 8:22 am

    Next on PBS: Barney’s cousin Drippy tells the kids about safe sexual practices…

    I love you
    You love me
    Now we’ve both got STDs…

16. cbatdux

    21 June, 2006, 9:00 am

    I scream, you scream, we all scream when we see this picture….

17. tander

    21 June, 2006, 9:14 am

    He’s pining for the fjords…

18. junkman

    21 June, 2006, 9:59 am

    this is what you get when you remove the baby jesus butt plug.

    i think the cat fight wasn’t real like wrestling.

    stay out of gipetto’s shop today. cuckoo.

19. phud

    21 June, 2006, 10:12 am

    are those bullet holes on it’s head? looks lie an accident between Jabba th Hutt and Poppa Smerf

20. Infernos

    21 June, 2006, 10:59 am

    sshhhh… can’t talk now, the clowns are watching.

21. bryan

    21 June, 2006, 11:04 am

    if i was an icecream cone… i’d be….

22. cronewynd

    21 June, 2006, 11:16 am

    And people wonder why children grow up emotionally scarred.

23. Patrick

    21 June, 2006, 12:14 pm

    It’s a headstone for the last of the Ooompaloompas, God rest his purple soul.

24. Flash Gordon

    21 June, 2006, 12:35 pm

    I think it’s that badass clown in Steven King’s “It.”

    👿 👿

25. Flash Gordon

    21 June, 2006, 12:37 pm

    Or I suppose it could be a Mexican pinata. :wtf: 😕 🙄

26. mikeme

    21 June, 2006, 1:05 pm

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    I thought we got that way from reading wise ass comments on Davezilla!! 😛

27. [email protected]

    21 June, 2006, 4:16 pm

    Abused by Mr Frostee

28. abbi

    21 June, 2006, 5:39 pm

    http://www.empiresnafu.org/

29. Da Popster

    21 June, 2006, 9:55 pm

    Wonder what’s on the menu at that fast food restaurant ? :puke:

30. Master Solace

    21 June, 2006, 11:41 pm

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    Now that right there is a winner……I about knocked over my ice cream from the laughter……

31. Master Solace

    21 June, 2006, 11:42 pm

    I don’t know why but when I see this picture, it makes me think of a certain picture of a certain Ronald McDonald that was on here awhile back………could be a conspiracy……….. 😛

32. Drusky

    22 June, 2006, 2:22 am

    People always wondered whatever became of the love child of The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and his Ooompaloompa blind date… 😆

33. Mandy

    22 June, 2006, 6:22 am

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    Keep living your dream, Solace. 😛

34. Cindy

    22 June, 2006, 6:48 am

    Is that a used diaper on it’s “forehead?!!!!” :wtf:

35. Master Solace

    22 June, 2006, 8:00 pm

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    I always will……

36. Meagan

    23 June, 2006, 2:19 am

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    “He’s not pining, he’s passed on!”
    Gotta love Monty Python.

37. Meagan

    23 June, 2006, 2:24 am

    When Mr. Frostee was first introduced to be Dairy Queen’s new mascot, they hoped his cheerful face would draw in the kids. But when they found out his sexual preference, D.Q. officials got rid of him. He now resides on the side of the road near the train tracks asking kids if they like strawberry ice cream.

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