Boo!

1. Lace Valentine

   31 October, 2004, 12:37 am

   Linus, the Great Pumpkin was always a Haliburton shill!

2. Nikki

   31 October, 2004, 12:40 am

   That face is enough to scare any human being to death. :dead:

3. Lace Valentine

   31 October, 2004, 12:42 am

   “A White House portrait of Mr. Vice Pumpkin”

4. Poofles

   31 October, 2004, 12:45 am

   :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::limp:

5. Steve

   31 October, 2004, 12:55 am

   The evil biotechs have devised a new creation 👿

6. Lace Valentine

   31 October, 2004, 12:55 am

   Rejected ideas in the art department for the sci-fi film, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

   :java:Director: “Is it me or do these creatures look a little too much like pumpkins?

   :geek:Artist: “These are pods, sir. This is a Cheney pod.”

   :java:Director: “Woo, scary! These creatures make me hungry for squash and melons. And they are much too fanciful. I’m not doing Oz, man! I’m doing Invasion of the Body snatchers. There’s no snatch, only pumpkin heads…”

   :geek:Artist: “I’ll get right on it sir.”

   Director: “No cantaloupes either! I don’t want my monsters looking like cantaloupes.”

   :geek:Artist (to self): “Some days I wish I was working for Ed Wood.”

7. Natalie

   31 October, 2004, 1:07 am

   And some people say genetically modifed vegetables and fruits are a good thing. This should prove that wrong.

8. Mandy

   31 October, 2004, 1:42 am

   Boo? More like boohoo! 🙁

9. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   31 October, 2004, 2:30 am

   Bah! That doesn’t scare me! I shall ward him off with my own pumpkin that scares away all those pesky repube-lickins! 😈

   Kids, you can make your own, right at home!

   :wtf:

   Just follow this pattern right here!

   Just grab one of your knives of mass destruction out of the kitchen, and follow the pattern.

   It’s so easy … even a Republican could do it! (If they could find the knives of mass destruction, that is …)

   :kiss:

10. Nikki

    31 October, 2004, 8:36 am

    Never underestimate a republican’s weaponry skillz. You know how they love to destroy shit.

11. wantwit

    31 October, 2004, 3:45 pm

    that’s funny!

12. And back from the crypt comes... HOBBIT!

    31 October, 2004, 4:21 pm

    Great, something to keep me up all Halloween night!

    Happy Halloween all!

13. Frisko

    31 October, 2004, 4:34 pm

    just yuck

    frisko

14. riye

    31 October, 2004, 6:11 pm

    that face needs to be pureed, in the most horrible painful manner possible.:twisted:

15. Dave too

    31 October, 2004, 6:21 pm

    ILLINOIS – A virtual pilgrimage of Republican faithful are flocking to Morton to see the likeness of Vice President Dick Cheney on a pumpkin. Local grower Millard Zellchedar found the special gourd on Wednesday. Many republican loyalists claim the Cheney-pumpkin has spiritual significance and offer it as proof that God endorses President Bush.

16. Esther

    01 November, 2004, 1:06 am

    AUUUGGGHHH!!! My eyes!!! :dead:

    /seemed appropriate

17. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    01 November, 2004, 3:44 am

    Ya know … suddenly Cabbage Patch Kids’ faces don’t look so disturbing!

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