18 Replies to “Baby Phat”

  1. Could it be an advertizement for “flying ointment” supplies? Along with the magical question imposed on the universe of “How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop”, in my humble thoughts, I believe that the world will never truly know.

    big smiles

    Frisko

  2. The woman in the picture is actually advertising a pioneering technique (Baby Phat) that involves transplantation of the “fat” from overweight babies, into the asses of women.

    Scientists hope that this will one day help to combat infant obesity and also provide lucrative revenue within the cosmetics industry.

    They do however warn of a 40% increase in “chewedgie” sightings worldwide.

    The “Bum eating your knickers” syndrome can be corrected by a further surgical operation to remove the excess fat from the womans behind and transplant it into a skinny baby.

    This is called the “Baby Phin” Technique although technically it makes the baby fat.

    The third option is “Baby Norm”.

    Although still in the testing stages, scientists hope to take half of the fat from a fat baby and give it to a skinny baby. This should create two normal babies…..

    Which can then be transplanted into each of the patients butt cheeks.
    The squirming motion of the babies should provide a muscular rippling action to the ass after operation.
    This will also cut down the number of abandoned children walking the streets after curfew.

    :shocked:

  3. Skepitics however warn of a race of overweight, homeless babies.

    But then they would…..

    😯

  4. I think she has a phantastic phanny and a phine pheminine phigure. Of course Phreud would say I have a phetish and am overly phascinated with this part of the phemale phorm to the point of being a phanatic. Well phuck him…she can sit on my phace anytime! 😈

  5. LMAO! Steppenwolf!

    I think she’s got a hot bod, to be honest! 🙂

    I mean, the clothes suck, yeah – but who cares about those?

  6. she is cute, however desperately needs a course in “how to avoid visable panty lines”

    Boiled babies don’t render into baby oil. Their phat renders to make flying ointment, thats what allows witches of old to fly on their brooms.

    Okay, it is official I AM warped. lol

    Frisko

  7. I always thought I was just part of a minority that felt panty lines were erotic but now wonder if I am a minority of one? I mean, the way the panties cut into the buttocks makes my … er, sorry forgot I wasn’t posting on pantylineperverts.com. Never mind. 😳

  8. Women hate VPL and men find it stimulating, Steppenwolf. There /is/ something sexy about VPL when it follows your curves, but when it’s just crammed up your keester it’s tacky.

  9. Thanks for the clarification Mandy. But what’s the difference between that and thongs? I’m *so* confused. Maybe you could demonstrate…pics would be ok. 😉

  10. Not happening, Steppenwolf. My ex posted pics of my ass on his LiveJournal last year without my knowledge. He’s lucky he still has a dick.

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