“I like George Washington waaay better than Spiderman.” —Five year-old boy at the park.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number.
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: Force her into the mainstream.
Q: What unit do you use to weigh hipsters?
Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A: Stab him with a Pitchfork.
Q: Who was the first hipster?
A: Doesn’t matter. You’ve never heard of her.
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?