With apologies to Grant Wood.
Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been
- 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dirty Secrets
- Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief
- Star Trek: The Next Penetration
- Hunger Games: Catching Herpes
- Hellboy: The Golden G-String
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Eros
- The Lion, The Witch and the Slutty Wardrobe
- Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
- How to Tame Your “Dragon”
What fantasy movies did you think up?
Every year I list new holiday gift ideas, which are of course, veiled attempts to get you, dear reader, to buy me stuff my wife won’t buy for me. Today, the talking Red Foxx doll.