Longtime readers know that every year I write a list on Thanksgiving of what I am thankful for. This year is no exception. Please let everyone know what you are thankful for in the comments.
I am thankful that…
- …Sarah Palin is back to being America’s prettiest moose hunter.
- …cats cannot manipulate Plutonium.
- …unlike killer bees, poutine has not managed to cross the border into the US.
- …Uggs are not mandatory school uniform wear. Nor are Crocs.
- …Paris Hilton has disappeared from the media spotlight.
- …icebergs cannot fly.
- …mullets are popular again. Just for the comedic value I require.
- …people still don’t “get” Twitter, cause I’ll have a job as long as they don’t.
- …my parents don’t text me in LOLCATSPEEK
- …we do not serve balut for Thanksgiving.