DICK CHENEY
Davezilla: Was it really true that you received a ton of kickbacks from Haliburton from the Iraqi conflict?
Dick Cheney: I deny check.
Davezilla: Mr. Vice-President? Describe your lesbian daughter in two words.
Dick Cheney: Needy chick.
Davezilla: What’s the secret of your unhealthy pallor?
Dick Cheney: Chicken dye.
Davezilla: No one seems to call you Richard. I guess you don’t seem like a Richard so much as a Dick.
Dick Cheney: Hence, Dicky.
TONY BLAIR
Davezilla: Parliament seems to have more on the ball than the US government. Why is that?
Tony Blair: Brainy lot.
Davezilla: Your thoughts on manufacturing jobs going to Asia?
Tony Blair: Tiny labor.
Davezilla: How did you escape the beatings from the British Press?
Tony Blair: By no trial.
Davezilla: What did you say when you saw Avril Lavigne in London?
Tony Blair: Lo! Tiny bra!
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Motor City Bad Kitty: So, Dave, what does Stacy need from all this schvitzing she’s been doing lately, thanks to the Esther/Mandy post?
Davezilla: A lez Advil.
😛
:geek: <-- Tony Blair, no?
Yes, Stacy. I was having valid zeal from those pictures.
You’re a clever man, Mr. Zilla.
PETA and their bloody ideas. 🙄
Spud: Mr Cheney, in your younger days you used to know how to safe crack, is this true and how did you do it?
Dick Cheney:Cinch Keyed
:dead:
Go Dicky!
Glad Mandy and I could contribute to mad amounts of schvitzness this week. On the other hand, please don’t hurt yourselves! :kiss:
These are great! How come the posts requiring a brain always get the fewest comments? Hmm. 😈
lol yeah, what’s up with that? this is funny! I heard someone make another Dick joke today, but seeing as how it doesn’t involve the person, i don’t think i should say it.
:wang:
Simple. My readers like :boobs: better than :wang:
That they do. 😈
GEORGE BUSH
Dave too: President Bush, can you explain why you’ve done so many constroversial things over the last four years?
George Bush: Bugs Gore, eh?
Dave too: You, like most of us Davezilla readers, like crude humor. With that in mind, what is the nickname for your unit?
George Bush: Bugger Hose.
Dave too: As an older guy, you probably have difficulty urinating. Do you say or do anything special to get the flow going?
George Bush: Beer Gush, GO!
Dave too: When you were explaining the facts of life to your nephew, Gus, you used images of various orifices. What did you say when presenting this information?
George Bush: Gob here, Gus.