Aged children

1. Master Solace

   12 April, 2006, 12:15 am

   “Nice lady – Non smoker, Excellent with all aged children”

   Aged children?…hmm…maybe she is a non-smoker, but I hear she’s excellent with the malt liquor…explains the aged part at least…

2. Simon7

   12 April, 2006, 12:42 am

   What does one serve with children? a nice red of course.

   Cheers! :java:

3. Ace

   12 April, 2006, 1:08 am

   This sounds like a job for Mary Poppins who promises she is clean now, none of that drunken supercalifragilisticexpialidcious talk. But she may still have problems with a “spoonful of sugar.”

4. djemm

   12 April, 2006, 1:08 am

   I’d keep an eye on her from the writing I think may have already had a few :wtf:

5. djemm

   12 April, 2006, 1:12 am

   Or it could be Micheal Jackson looking for work

6. Spud

   12 April, 2006, 1:38 am

   Port, one must always serve port with children.

   It enhances the hollandaise sauce.

   :geek:

7. Master Solace

   12 April, 2006, 1:44 am

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   Can’t be Jacko…says “children” not “boys”… 😈

8. nancy

   12 April, 2006, 2:23 am

   You’re looking for something to go along with the aged children? hmmmm….fava beans with a nice chianti maybe……. 😈

9. larfus

   12 April, 2006, 2:54 am

   Well after the bad Breyer post http://www.davezilla.com/2006/04/08/bad-breyer .I am going with Breyers. :wtf:

10. JFLY

    12 April, 2006, 3:20 am

    Aged children? So she’s willing to babysit my husband? 😀

11. Marcus

    12 April, 2006, 3:38 am

    “I like children with mint sauce.” Who said that? I already know, but I thought you could have fun guessing

    *Best results occur when there is good communication with me by phone or email Bahlaqeem sounds awesome. I wonder if they can cure STD over the Internet. If so, do I put my penis on the phone. 👿 :wtf: and it is only 60 dollars. I can go to the hospital for less.

12. Marcus

    12 April, 2006, 3:41 am

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    I am sure your husband wears big boy underwear now and doesn’t need a baby sitter.

    😆

13. JFLY

    12 April, 2006, 3:50 am

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    If only that were true, Marcus….. 😛

14. Becky

    12 April, 2006, 4:21 am

    Yup that note makes me real confident :dead:

15. mitch

    12 April, 2006, 5:20 am

    I’m thinking a nice 18 year old single malt Scotch and a Cuban cigar would go very well with aged children.

16. Alex

    12 April, 2006, 5:30 am

    Lambrusco! It’s aways good! Do those kids come with fries? :puke:

17. Mandy

    12 April, 2006, 5:48 am

    Depends if they are served Southern style (chicken-fried chilluns with hot sauce) or traditional (with gravy over mashed potatoes). With Southern, a cold beer will do, traditional demands a robust Cabernet. :kiss:

18. Tami Jo

    12 April, 2006, 6:33 am

    Is this for real? Where did you find it? Outside a family planning clinic?

19. Davezilla

    12 April, 2006, 6:38 am

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    Real. Found at the same location as yesterday’s post: The Starlight Laundromat in Royal Oak, possibly the creepiest laundromat known to man. Great place for hunting freaks.

20. Nikki

    12 April, 2006, 6:56 am

    The handwriting is suspicious.

21. Craig

    12 April, 2006, 6:56 am

    I don’t think i would choose to go with a “babysitter” that thinks writing your ad with a pen and a piece of paper was the best way to get your message out there. I think i will bypass this lady, and drop the kids off at child services myself.

22. bhamm

    12 April, 2006, 6:57 am

    A babysitter that advertises on a scrap piece of paper is almost as bad as a lawyer who gives legal advice on bar napkins.

    But, to answer your question, if the child is between ages 2-6, a nice chilled white wine will suffice nicely. However, if the child is between 7-10, room temperature red wine is quite lovely. Any child over the age of 10 is considered too filling for the average “wine and kids” party, therefore, it should be served with onion dip and beer.

23. Other April

    12 April, 2006, 7:33 am

    It’s about time someone raised progeria awareness in the laundromat.

24. Meagan

    12 April, 2006, 8:25 am

    I looked up at the sky today and a drop of water hit me in the face! And then another! And another and another and another and…

25. robin

    12 April, 2006, 8:42 am

    Nice lady AND a non-smoker? Her credentials are FANTASTIC!!!!! Sign me up!

26. Bob

    12 April, 2006, 9:39 am

    Mitch, I am shocked you did not recognise the recruiting poster penned by my favorite first lady. Well dictated by her, written by George. peace man, and send us your children.

27. swade

    12 April, 2006, 10:11 am

    How does one ‘age’ a child anyhow? If you’d like to know what it’s like to look up at the sky here in CA stand in your shower and turn it on
    :wtf:

28. Peaches

    12 April, 2006, 11:17 am

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    LMAO……..But the bad thing is, I myself am an aged child!

29. Bjorn Freeh

    12 April, 2006, 11:52 am

    Red wine is excellent with aged beef…

30. mitch smith

    12 April, 2006, 1:13 pm

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    Bob, my man….I try not to state the obvious. Yes I did see the unholy hand of the Bush regime in that poster, but I was trying to stay out of the fray. Laura writes, obviously, the way her cognitively challenged husband speaks.
    Peace to all….

31. brianne

    12 April, 2006, 1:17 pm

    just blame it all on that old Bush and he’s best mate Dick doesnt matter who u blame it on it alwayus is the government’s faught ……..somehow always 🙁 🙁

32. brianne

    12 April, 2006, 1:17 pm

    fault!

33. scamper95

    12 April, 2006, 2:12 pm

    Can’t be jacko, age 15 is his limit if you watch Leno, and only boys and no wine, rum and coke in soda cans. Also she left no # so who u gonna call?

34. Master Solace

    12 April, 2006, 2:20 pm

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    I get it now…this isn’t an ad for a baysitter, it is an ad for a hooker…and with that in mind…

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    No phone number…simple…check the local street corner at around 10-11pm, you’ll find her there…

    Dave, you really do have a lot of freaks in Royal Oak… 😈

35. Marcus

    12 April, 2006, 3:16 pm

    Too much to drink and too much talk. Everything is gibberish accept for that sign. I need a baby sitter to take care of this aged drunk child. Any takers? :puke:

36. prtyprincess

    12 April, 2006, 3:49 pm

    Sorry dave for saying something so HARSH, but I was getting frustrated.

    I think what she means is she can take care of all children rotton or not!

    Sorry not very witty I suppose

37. prtyprincess

    12 April, 2006, 3:52 pm

    I think what she means is that she can take care of all children rotten or not.

    Sorry Dave for my harsh words earlier, but I was getting frustrated, and my comment isn’t very witty either ❓

38. prtyprincess

    12 April, 2006, 3:55 pm

    mine won’t post

39. prtyprincess

    12 April, 2006, 3:58 pm

    As for the link of the day, Can you say scam?
    :wtf:

40. MrDoug

    12 April, 2006, 4:03 pm

    How do you eat an aged child? Place one leg behind your right ear and one behind your left ear…

    BBQ sauce always use BBQ sauce when eating aged children.

    I was sceptical of Bethlehem until I saw the note from the basset hound, now I know I want to sign up!

41. Davezilla

    12 April, 2006, 4:31 pm

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    It’s all good, prtyprincess. Glad the comments are showing up.

42. dougieace

    12 April, 2006, 6:05 pm

    with faba beans and a nice kiante perhaps

43. terlmann

    12 April, 2006, 6:42 pm

    wine- a wine you say?
    grape wine ,aka champane(misspelled,you fix it 😛 ) is perfect for producing age in children. 😆

44. terlmann

    12 April, 2006, 6:45 pm

    however………… “all-aged” is the correct phrase ,as opposed to “all aged”. 🙂

45. fifa

    12 April, 2006, 6:49 pm

    i agree with djemm it could be michael jackson looking for a job :geek:

46. terlmann

    12 April, 2006, 7:02 pm

    Dave Linabury.
    need to add that to the glorious “Freak Watchers” freak list.
    Dude , make that Thursday’s topic, and lets see what the comments be. 😈

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47. terlmann

    12 April, 2006, 7:06 pm

48. terlmann

    12 April, 2006, 7:15 pm

    http://www.fark.com/

49. Craig

    12 April, 2006, 7:23 pm

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    :wang:

50. terlmann

    12 April, 2006, 7:48 pm

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    prtyprincess sucks.
    :puke:

51. JFLY

    12 April, 2006, 10:25 pm

    I looked up at the sky today (for Look Up At The Sky Day). I saw a bird…no, a plane…no, it was…Underdog! Have no fear, Underdog is here!

    God, I’m old… :dead:

52. Driver

    13 April, 2006, 12:00 am

    JFLY
    Not old {Aged}

53. Driver

    13 April, 2006, 12:03 am

    JFLY

    Oh yeah and polly pure bread has got nothing on you

54. JFLY

    13 April, 2006, 12:06 am

    My “aged” is showing? 😳

55. Spud

    13 April, 2006, 12:06 am

    Mister Trouble never hangs around
    When he hears this Mighty sound.

    “Here I come to save the day”

    That means that Underdog is on his way.
    Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
    Underdog will join the fight.

    On the sea or on the land,
    He gets the situation well in hand. :geek:

56. Annie

    13 April, 2006, 7:09 pm

    This is a little after the fact, but… nice one, Other April.

57. lucygoosy2004

    14 April, 2006, 9:45 am

    How do you “age” a child. Maybe she meant “cured” and she plans on salting them down and hanging them upside down. THey keep a lot better that way.

58. kate

    14 April, 2006, 1:32 pm

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    lol that could be it you never know! i know a person with a dog named daisy mae hmm the questions just never stop do they?

59. kate

    14 April, 2006, 1:37 pm

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    hmm well i have some white ziphendell maby that will work my prefrences are limitted to … wait their not limitted ?YAY!!

60. Davezilla

    14 April, 2006, 7:39 pm

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    I think I have you beat. :dead:

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